The Royals are average. They are mediocre. They are the definition of the mean. They are middling. They are entirely unremarkable. They are unexceptional. They are not bad. They are not good. They exist therefore I am. They are common. You should watch them if you want to. You should not watch them if you do not want to. They are tolerable.
They are not exciting. They are not disappointing. They are passable. They are utterly ordinary. They possess a moderate talent level. The on-field roster is comprised solely of professional baseball players who play baseball professionally. Sometimes the hitters hit the ball.